The President Said He Was Going To Run America Like His Businesses - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

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the president said he was going to run america like his businesses, apparently we have reached the part where he would usually just declare bankruptcy and run away, #trumpshutdown

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really hardcore kid
, my coworker just told me about a kid he knew in second grade that was really allergic to peanuts but one day during lunch he said he couldn't take it anymore and wanted to know what recess taste like, so he pulled out his epicene, ate the reese cup then stabbed himself with the epipen and told the teach to call the hospital
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really hardcore kid, my coworker just told me about a kid he knew in second grade that was really allergic to peanuts but one day during lunch he said he couldn't take it anymore and wanted to know what recess taste like, so he pulled out his epicene, ate the reese cup then stabbed himself with the epipen and told the teach to call the hospital

i thought the barista was going to ask me if i wanted a stay, she said have a nice day, to which i replied, no thank you, and then drove away

soo my bitch ass neighbor called the police cuz i was smoking on the balcony, the police get here and ask where the weed at, i said i smoked it all, they said, where'd you buy it, i said from the neighbor, now they at his house

in 1992 i was 12, i saw joe pesci and recognized him from home alone, i went up to him to ask for his autograph, he asked me who my favorite actor was, i said he was, he handed me a crisp 100$ and said, that's the right answer kid

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