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A mother and father are snooping around in their son’s bedroom.

Being a bit nosy, they search around the room to see if their son is hiding anything “naughty.”

The father checks under the bed and, in shock, sees tons of BDSM and bondage tapes, DVDs, and magazines.

The mother couldn’t breathe.

It took her a while to say “Oh my god! What should we do about this?!

The father replied “We shouldn’t spank him, that’s for sure.”

Three Nuns are in line at the gates to get into Heaven Saint Peter tells them “Before you may enter the gates of Heaven, if you have ever touched a mans penis, place that body part in this bowl of holy water so you may be cleansed.”

The first Nun steps up and places her hand in the water, then walks into Heaven.

The third Nun jumps in front of the second Nun and asks “can I gargle the water before she sticks her butt in it?”