I Went To See A Mortgage Advisor With My 7 Year Old Son And When We Say Down Across From His Desk - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

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i went to see a mortgage advisor with my 7 year old son and when we say down across from his desk, my son said, i'm not her husband

met an elderly lady who lives across the street from six flags, says every year she buys a season pass with a meal plan and eats all her meals at the amusement park, i figured out what kind of old person i want to be

when you're leaving your parent's house and you say, see you later alligator, and your mom replies with, in a while crocodile, whitest whites

two families move from pakistan to america, when they arrived the two others make a bet to see which family has become more americanized, a year later they meet again, my son is playing baseball, fuck you towel head

so i'm sitting with my son watching tv and he hears he got a text on his phone that he left in the kitchen so he goes and it's a text from me, please bring the chips and a diet pepsi on your way back

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