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  • the founder of fed ex once saved his company by taking its last $5000 going to las vegas and gambling it all on blackjack, he won $27000 which was enough to keep fedex going for another week while it secured additional funds, uberfact
  • a whole new level of asshole parking, car parked on helicopter landing pad
  • no matter how hard life can get, go to bed grateful you still have one
  • that awkward moment when you realize that your birthday is 9 months after your dad's birthday, awkward moment seal, meme
  • mom is horrified when she finds dirty magazines under her son's bed, then her husband says this, joke
  • she wanted me to treat her like a princess, so i married her off to a stranger to strengthen our alliance with poland, meme
  • i told my mom that i was going to a protest, she said don't i am scared, i said don't worry the police will be there and then i realized that is what she was afraid of
  • you spend 10$ a month eating out, that's 300$ a month, in 4 months you can buy a ticket anywhere in the world, you can travel, you're just too lazy to cook


  • darth vader as seen through the eyes of an alcoholic
  • everything happens for a reason except when it doesn't, but even then you can in hindsight fabricate a reason that will satisfy your belief system
  • sometimes when i grab a cup from my cabinet, i will grab one that's in the back and never gets used because i think the cup feels depressed that it isn't fulfilling it's life of holding liquids
  • hustler doge meme, hey kid wanna buy some wow
  • bat, spider, web
  • sew one button, doesn't make you a tailor, cook one meal, doesn't make you a chef, but fuck one horse and you're a horsefucker for all of history
  • had my girlfriend wear her starbucks uniform to bed for role-play, she got my name wrong during sex, socially awkward penguin, meme
  • a branch full of birds, when you're at your family reunion and everyone looks the same


  • #59158

  • nurse yourself

    , it's important to remember that when you're depressed you have to nurse yourself and be extra gentile towards yourself, right now something isn't working so I'll take care of myself until it does
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nurse yourself, it's important to remember that when you're depressed you have to nurse yourself and be extra gentile towards yourself, right now something isn't working so I'll take care of myself until it does
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  • #59157

  • may your choices reflect your hopes

    , not your hears, nelson mandela
  • 80 views
may your choices reflect your hopes, not your hears, nelson mandela
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  • #59156

  • masks are so very comfortable

    , i think everyone will be wearing them in the future, westley of the dread pirate roberts, meme
  • 149 views
masks are so very comfortable, i think everyone will be wearing them in the future, westley of the dread pirate roberts, meme
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  • #59155

  • the official mascot of 2020

    , always wears a mask, compulsively washes hands, letters of racoon rearranged spell corona
  • 96 views
the official mascot of 2020, always wears a mask, compulsively washes hands, letters of racoon rearranged spell corona
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  • #59154
  • when your parents call you for dinner but the food isn't done yet
    , cat
  • 153 views
when your parents call you for dinner but the food isn't done yet, cat
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