The Mom Doesn T Even Look Panicked - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

--> The Mom Doesn T Even Look Panicked - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

this is gryla an icelandic monster who ate bad children before christmas, the mom doesn't even look panicked, she's just "sigh goddam it jimmy i fucking told you", icelandic people are hardcore

yesterday i told my nephew i'm not allowed to eat popsicles, so he pulls me into the bathroom, slams the door, and whispers, shhhh i got us both popsicles but we need to eat them in here so my mom doesn't find out

if your dad doesn't fall asleep like this on the couch by 9pm, is he really even your dad?, homer simpson

familial burn, hey mom why don't we have any food in the fridge?, look down can you see your feet?, no, that's why you fat ass, you're just jealous that i have bigger boobs than you

enjoying your meat? murderer, can't we have just one dinner date where she doesn't mention the time i shot her mom

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