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a smart girl didn't know where eggs came from
she thought they just came out of a factory like chicken nuggets
when she found out chickens lay eggs her world exploded
simple things i had to explain to an adult
I'd love to go out with you! where do you want to take me
I don't know. I didn't think I'd get this far
when a hot girl says yes
there was this chinese guy in the supermarket and he didn't know how to say chicken
so he grabbed an egg and went to the cashier and asked "where mother?"
if adam and eve didn't know good from evil before eating the fruit
how could they have known it was wrong to disobey god?
love your enemies and do good to those who hate you
but jesus what about if they're muslim
ok i'm going to start over from the beginning
let me know where i lost you