Americans Be Like Ok I Can T Count Past Twelve Actually - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

--> Americans Be Like Ok I Can T Count Past Twelve Actually - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

people who leave their phones set to military time are fuckin war criminals, you gonna go join the army, americans be like ok i can't count past twelve actually

tattoos should actually make you more employable because it shows you can sit in place for hours while tiny needles are jammed into your skin, and that's what every corporate meeting feels like

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a relationship is like a house
, if a lightbulb goes out, you don't go buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb, un less that house is a lying whore, then burn it down and find a better house with lightbulbs you can count on
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a relationship is like a house, if a lightbulb goes out, you don't go buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb, un less that house is a lying whore, then burn it down and find a better house with lightbulbs you can count on

just because your past didn't turn out like you wanted, doesn't mean your future can't be better than you imagined!

why can't trees give off something useful like wifi, so just fuck oxygen right?

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