A man bursts into his house and yells, “Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the lottery!”

She says, “Oh, wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?”

He replies, “I don’t care … Just get the hell out!”

A little girl goes to the barbers with her dad and stands next to the chair eating a muffin while her dad gets a haircut.
The barber smiles at her and says: "You're gonna get hair on your muffin."
"I know" she says "I'm gonna get tits too you dirty old bastard!"
joke, muffin, barber shop, little girl
And they said it would be hard to keep the house clean!
baby, fail, parenting, mop