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during my research i interviewed a guy who said he was a libertarian until he did mdma and realized that other people have feelings
and that was pretty much the best summary of libertarianism i've ever heard
want to come over to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror
that was honestly one of the most clever things i have ever heard
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my mother caught a hawk while it was diving to get her chickens and it just has the most confused face ever that this could have gone so wrong
when u said something that was funny and no one heard so u say it again and they ask why u said the same thing twice
sarah what the fuck is that thing?
i remember the first time i saw one i was pretty freaked out too
apparently they're called asians and there's like 15 different kinds