Because Mom This One Is A Piece Of Shit - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

--> Because Mom This One Is A Piece Of Shit - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

driving down the road and my then 4yo said, when i get older i'm gonna buy you a new car, why?, because mom this one is a piece of shit

do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you?, one time i was in this historical park in new york and i was climbing a tree, two years later i ran into the mom and she gasped and said, oh my god, tree girl?

we have an entire generation that took this line as life advice, I think that because this is not to my taste, no one else should be able to enjoy it

in the 1950s one of the journalists criticized marilyn monroe saying that she's only beautiful because of her fancy clothes, then she did this photoshoot wearing a potato sack as a response

my mom be putting ordinary shit into other shit, we don't need this for listerine, i feel like i'm in harry potter

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