Bush Made Me Want To Be Smarter - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

--> Bush Made Me Want To Be Smarter - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

clinton made me want to be faithful, bush made me want to be smarter, obama made me want to be better, trump makes me want to be canadian

perhaps the biggest mistake i made in the past was that i believed love was about finding the right person, in reality love is about becoming the right person, become the person you want to spend your life with

emojis have finally made it possible to end a text conversation abruptly without having the other person feel like you want them dead

look i love you but i made exactly the amount of cheese & crackers i want to eat right now, but i only, exactly the amount

I guess you could say that it's... ovary-acting!

why don't you want these perfectly good eggs i made for you, i slaved, you know what it's fine, whatever i'll just throw them out

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