But Nobody Rubs Your Dick And Says Good Job - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

--> But Nobody Rubs Your Dick And Says Good Job - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

why is it when your wife or girlfriend gets pregnant all her friends rub her belly and say congratulations, but nobody rubs your dick and says good job

it's 1998, you have a nintendo 64 with goldeneye, you just ordered pizza with extra cheese, you don't know it right now but this is as good as life will ever get, your friends are coming over and you have four rumble paks

if you think that mexico is only sending drug dealers and rapists, but also worry that mexicans are going to take your job, what the fuck do you do for a living?

everyone always says to be who you are and listen to the voice inside, maybe ill just finish my degree and get a good job, insanity wolf

it says here that it's impossible to feel happy and sad at the same time, out of all your brothers you have the biggest dick

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