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chinese people will pose for photographs in front of anything
car on fire
if you can't think of a word say
i forget the english word for it
that way people will think you're bilingual instead of an idiot
i'm always telling people who say that two men can't make a baby
anything is possible for god
i'm going to keep inseminating my husband and keep my fingers crossed
how to find your wife
I was in a very busy Asda, and I said to this young lady,
'I can't find my wife, can I talk to you for a few minutes?'
She said, 'Sure you can, but how will that help?'
I said, 'I'll bet you anything she'll appear out of nowhere'
firefighters don't go looking for fires to put out
paramedics don't go looking for people to treat
police shouldn't go looking for people to fine and arrest
if we need you we will call