Dear Santa I Am Writing To Tell You I Ve Been Naughty And It Was Worth It - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

--> Dear Santa I Am Writing To Tell You I Ve Been Naughty And It Was Worth It - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

dear santa i am writing to tell you i've been naughty and it was worth it, you fat judgemental bastard

son i think you're old enough for me to tell you this, santa isn't real, he's made up so kids will behave, like how jesus was made up for adults to behave?, cyanide and happiness, comic

do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you?, one time i was in this historical park in new york and i was climbing a tree, two years later i ran into the mom and she gasped and said, oh my god, tree girl?

when life gives you lemons, combine their dna with a prehistoric mosquito that was preserved in amber and create the tyrannosourest rex, it's been a while since dennys got me to say what the fresh fuck

bro did you actually tell my gf to throw a can of soda at me knowing she would do it, well she did and it fucking hurt, but it was a soft drink, i'll fucking kill you

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