Der Dad I Let You Sam Mune - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

--> Der Dad I Let You Sam Mune - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

told my daughter i didn't have a lot of money this week, i wake up from a nap to this note, der dad i let you sam mune

in germany we do not say let me hug you, we say lass much define sell den herrscher der finsternis opfern which translates to i never want to let you go and i think thats beautiful, translation

dad why are you laughing so hard upstairs, i just realized that minus 4 degrees looks like a guy taking a dump

my wife just completed a 40 week body building program this morning, it’s a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 ounces, this is a dad joke because it literally made you a dad, made you a daughter

pfttm whatcha gonna do?, my dad's a boxer and he taught me how to box, packs man in box and throws box off bridge, you did what?, comic, wtf, lol

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