God And Santa Claus Have Something In Common - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

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god and santa claus have something in common
, cyanide and happiness, god isn't real, comic, atheism
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god and santa claus have something in common, cyanide and happiness, god isn't real, comic, atheism

do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you?, one time i was in this historical park in new york and i was climbing a tree, two years later i ran into the mom and she gasped and said, oh my god, tree girl?

people who sleep with their phone on silent or dnd really don't give af about nobody's life, look if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that's between you and god tbh, set my phone to dungeons and dragons

being a parent can be really hard but one day your kid will do something simple like bring you breakfast in bed, and in that moment you'll know in your heart that you have to go and clean the kitchen

earthlings we have killed your leaders, destroyed your economy and are here to take over your government, oh thank fucking god, wait what?

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