1. Put a bunch of shit in jars.
You know when you buy rice, pasta, or grains, they come in perfectly good plastic packaging? Well throw them out, pour the contents into big jars, and put them on display. Voila! Oppan cottage-style.
trick friends into thinking you have your shit together
Baby Pears, found at a supermarket in Beijing, China, are undoubtedly delicious. The problem is that you have to eat them before they wake up and devour your entire family at night.
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