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today i operated on a little girl
she needed o-blood
we didn't have any but her twin brother has o-blood
i explained that it was life or death
he thought he was giving his life for hers
okay so today i was at a long red light and this guy beside is bumping her ya by outkast
so i start singing along because it's hey ya and he rolls down his windows and starts singing with me for a solid 15 seconds
in 1974 the legendary pharaoh ramesses ii was issued a valid egyptian passport so that his 3000 year old mummy could be flown to paris for necessary repair
for five seconds i thought this was a t-rex
if this your is teacher 4th grade and school you teaches for she can
for $100000 would you do it?
english motherfucker do you speak it?
oh ok i thought i was having a stroke