He Woke Up - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

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#61791
did ya hear about the kidnapping at school?
, no what happened?, it is ok he woke up, dad joke
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did ya hear about the kidnapping at school?, no what happened?, it is ok he woke up, dad joke

#55670
did you hear about the kidnapping at school? it's fine
, he woke up.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.

he don't wanna eat at dinner so i put these on him when he was sleeping and when he woke up i told him he starved to death, now he sad his body gone

#62800
before alarm clocks existed
, people used nails fixed into candles to wake up, they know how to calculate the burning time and put the nail in the right position, as the candle metled, the nail fell, made a noise and woke its owner
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before alarm clocks existed, people used nails fixed into candles to wake up, they know how to calculate the burning time and put the nail in the right position, as the candle metled, the nail fell, made a noise and woke its owner

so i had a dream where i wanted to get ice-cream, but i had no wallet, hold up let me get my wallet, i woke up from my bed to grab my wallet and tried going back to sleep, then it hit me

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