Two blondes were in a bar watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge that was about to jump, obviously suicidal. “I’ll bet you $10 he’ll jump,” said Betty.
“Bet you $10 he won’t,” replied Amber. Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second blonde hands the first her money.
“I can’t take your money,” said Betty. “I cheated you. The same story was on the five o’clock news.”
“No, no. Take it,” said Amber. “I saw the five o’clock news too. I just didn’t think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!”
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pirates were some of the most brutal
, violent and merciless criminals in human history, and they've since been turned into a bunch of family friendly movies and kids shows, maybe in a few hundred years they will do the same thing with inner city gangsters, today we're going to learn about math bitches- 1696 views
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, rabbit shit, smart pills- 4393 views
One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit shit. One of the boys said: “What is that?”
“‘They’re smart pills,” said the other boy “Eat them and they’ll make you smarter.”
So he ate them and said: “These taste like shit.”
“See,” said the other boy, “you’re already getting smarter.”
“‘They’re smart pills,” said the other boy “Eat them and they’ll make you smarter.”
So he ate them and said: “These taste like shit.”
“See,” said the other boy, “you’re already getting smarter.”
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