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there are no aliens
no area 51
none of it is real
how can you be so sure?
you think trump could keep his fat mouth shut?
not sure how guys can handle cock so well
i feel like i got cock everywhere but in my cracks tonight
all over my hands
pants even the floor
i guess if you're getting paid for it and doing it everyday you'd pick up some tricks
how to find your wife
I was in a very busy Asda, and I said to this young lady,
'I can't find my wife, can I talk to you for a few minutes?'
She said, 'Sure you can, but how will that help?'
I said, 'I'll bet you anything she'll appear out of nowhere'
if someone offers you an amazing opportunity and you're not sure you can do it
say yes then learn how to do it later
words cannot described how beautiful you are
but numbers can
6 out of 10