How Many Years Did I Waste - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

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i pissed away my immortality counting things, that was my passion?, goddamn numbers?, how many years did i waste?, 500? 501? 502?, ah ah ahhhh fuck me

my granddad is 75 next year, he didn't fight two world wars for this silliness, the first world war was more than 100 years ago, how did your granddad fight that?, he didn't fight as i just said

do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you?, one time i was in this historical park in new york and i was climbing a tree, two years later i ran into the mom and she gasped and said, oh my god, tree girl?

how many atheists does it take to change a light bulb, two one to change the actual bulb and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won't claim that god did it

how did you find your meal, sir?, yeah it was nice, that's not what i meant and you know it, another waited told me where you hid it

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