I D Rather Spend 5 Minutes Rearranging The Dishwasher - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

--> I D Rather Spend 5 Minutes Rearranging The Dishwasher - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

i'd rather spend 5 minutes rearranging the dishwasher, than the 10 seconds it takes to wash the cup that doesn't fit, laziness, meme

pathetic mortals, you spend so much time arguing whether or not a hotdog is a sandwich, that you're ignoring the real question, is cereal soup?

when you're texting a dude and he seems quite into the convo, but takes like 25 minutes to respond, they're video games, he's texting you in between rounds of video games

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if you want free parking
, find a garage that makes you take a ticket to keep track of how long you're been there, when you leave, get a new one and give that one to the machine, you'll only be charged for like 5 minutes of parking
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if you want free parking, find a garage that makes you take a ticket to keep track of how long you're been there, when you leave, get a new one and give that one to the machine, you'll only be charged for like 5 minutes of parking

peace is the result of retraining your mind to process life as it is, rather than how you think it should be, wayne dyer

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