I Got Both Seatbelts Completely Loose - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

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yesterday i told my nephew i'm not allowed to eat popsicles, so he pulls me into the bathroom, slams the door, and whispers, shhhh i got us both popsicles but we need to eat them in here so my mom doesn't find out

two wives go out for girl's night, both got drunk, started walking home and had to pee, they stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe with, one used her panties, the other grabbed a wreath off of a grave

this morning i cracked an egg and it was double yolk and i was like cool, 2nd one i got double and then i'm like woah, 3rd egg i was like ???, 4th i was like what are the odds?, read the box

i think jesus got his nails done by some roman guys, hope that helps, where can a christian get their nails done without having to be surrounded by other statues and buddha

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