I Got Both Seatbelts Completely Loose - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

--> I Got Both Seatbelts Completely Loose - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

yesterday i told my nephew i'm not allowed to eat popsicles, so he pulls me into the bathroom, slams the door, and whispers, shhhh i got us both popsicles but we need to eat them in here so my mom doesn't find out

two wives go out for girl's night, both got drunk, started walking home and had to pee, they stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe with, one used her panties, the other grabbed a wreath off of a grave

my man got as close as possible without going over a dollar, legend, the price is right host bob barker dead at 99

once you hit a certain age, life is just a delicate balance of trying to stay away and trying to fall asleep, while slowly getting worse at both

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