I Got Both Seatbelts Completely Loose - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

--> I Got Both Seatbelts Completely Loose - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

yesterday i told my nephew i'm not allowed to eat popsicles, so he pulls me into the bathroom, slams the door, and whispers, shhhh i got us both popsicles but we need to eat them in here so my mom doesn't find out

two wives go out for girl's night, both got drunk, started walking home and had to pee, they stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe with, one used her panties, the other grabbed a wreath off of a grave

i think jesus got his nails done by some roman guys, hope that helps, where can a christian get their nails done without having to be surrounded by other statues and buddha

i've got a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you won't get it

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