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  • famous failures, michael jordan, steve jobs, walt disney, the beatles, oprah winfrey, albert einstein
  • the best time to plant a tree is twenty years ago. the second best time is now, chinese proverb
  • i'm not saying i hate you but i catch myself fantasizing about you being attacked by honey badgers barefoot in a desert of legobricks near a justin bieber concert, ecard
  • scientists have developed a prototype for self replicating robots, colonel o'neill, stargate, meme
  • you can buy a ticket to see one perform again
  • they were teachers who taught love, love was their religion, buddha, jesus, muhammad
  • do you believe in life after death, employee caught lying joke
  • pollen is essentially plant sperm, therefor this makes hay fever an std, since no one voluntarily takes in pollen i've concluded that we are all being raped by trees


  • bosses be like, you're still coming to work right?, meme
  • doctor do you recommend a chemical free diet?, only if you want to starve to death, meme
  • I see atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most, oh no wait that never happens
  • i don't always hear you call my name, but when i do I still don't come, meme
  • hurricane tip, don't forget that your washer can be converted into a beer cooler, you're welcome!
  • kermit and his droogs are on the prowl for a little bit of the old in and out after a bout of ultra violence, muppets clockwork orange
  • write into your will that you want to be cremated, before you die swallow as many popcorn kernels as you can
  • religion is for people who are afraid of going to hell, spirituality is for people who have already been there


  • #51819

  • sorry i was late

    , i had to charge my phone so i could ignore you once i got here
  • 430 views
sorry i was late, i had to charge my phone so i could ignore you once i got here
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  • #51643

  • you cannot plug a power strip into itself and expect your phone to charge

    , simple things I had to explain to an adult
  • 675 views
you cannot plug a power strip into itself and expect your phone to charge, simple things I had to explain to an adult
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  • #49853

  • me driving way too fast

    , when suddenly a wild cop appears, i've been waiting all day to catch someone like you, i know office i got here as fast as i could
  • 993 views
me driving way too fast, when suddenly a wild cop appears, i've been waiting all day to catch someone like you, i know office i got here as fast as i could
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  • #58336

  • hey man could you pass me my drink

    , yeah dawg i got you, ouf
  • 178 views
hey man could you pass me my drink, yeah dawg i got you, ouf
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  • #57521
  • so my 11 year old got me a birthday card
    , life is like a water slide where you die at the end, you are here
  • 385 views
so my 11 year old got me a birthday card, life is like a water slide where you die at the end, you are here
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