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#62227
in 1992 i was 12
, i saw joe pesci and recognized him from home alone, i went up to him to ask for his autograph, he asked me who my favorite actor was, i said he was, he handed me a crisp 100$ and said, that's the right answer kid
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in 1992 i was 12, i saw joe pesci and recognized him from home alone, i went up to him to ask for his autograph, he asked me who my favorite actor was, i said he was, he handed me a crisp 100$ and said, that's the right answer kid

i thought the barista was going to ask me if i wanted a stay, she said have a nice day, to which i replied, no thank you, and then drove away

#62650
soo my bitch ass neighbor called the police cuz i was smoking on the balcony
, the police get here and ask where the weed at, i said i smoked it all, they said, where'd you buy it, i said from the neighbor, now they at his house
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soo my bitch ass neighbor called the police cuz i was smoking on the balcony, the police get here and ask where the weed at, i said i smoked it all, they said, where'd you buy it, i said from the neighbor, now they at his house

my granddad is 75 next year, he didn't fight two world wars for this silliness, the first world war was more than 100 years ago, how did your granddad fight that?, he didn't fight as i just said

do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you?, one time i was in this historical park in new york and i was climbing a tree, two years later i ran into the mom and she gasped and said, oh my god, tree girl?

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