I Told Her God Must Have Listened - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

--> I Told Her God Must Have Listened - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

a friend told me she was praying for starving children in africa, i told her god must have listened, because there's millions of them, meme

do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you?, one time i was in this historical park in new york and i was climbing a tree, two years later i ran into the mom and she gasped and said, oh my god, tree girl?

told a graduate student she didn't have to take her bmw to the dealer because the water stopped coming out of the windshield wipers, she could buy a bottle of fluid and refill it, simple things i had to explain to an adult

my daughter asked why she can't just quit school, i told her it's against the law and they'll put me in jail, my sweet sweet child looked me in the eye and said, i'll visit you

girl to boyfriend taking pictures of her, oh my god these are horrible, well what do you want me to do, that's what you look like!

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