If They Have Eggs Get A Dozen - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

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the programmer's wife tells him, run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread, if they have eggs get a dozen, the programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread

why would you get tattoos, they're expensive and painful to get and they are permanent, also my family, have a baby

toucans are pretty weird right?, i mean look at them, they're all fucking beak, but they get weirder, have you ever seen a toucan skull?, their beak is taller than their entire fucking skull, it gets worse

when they call you back to work and you have to get off unemployment

i feel bad for kids nowadays, they just get to see if school is closed on the internet, they'll never have the excitement of waiting to see your school scroll across the bottom of the tv scrreen like it's the nfl draft

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