One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit shit. One of the boys said: “What is that?”

“‘They’re smart pills,” said the other boy “Eat them and they’ll make you smarter.”

So he ate them and said: “These taste like shit.”

“See,” said the other boy, “you’re already getting smarter.”
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Baby Pears, found at a supermarket in Beijing, China, are undoubtedly delicious. The problem is that you have to eat them before they wake up and devour your entire family at night.
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