Instead Of Regretting That I Can T Wake Up Age 18 Again - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

--> Instead Of Regretting That I Can T Wake Up Age 18 Again - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

i'm 37, instead of regretting that i can't wake up age 18 again, i pretend to myself that i'm 90 and i've woken up age 37 again, and that i get to magically, wonderfully have the next 50 years again

#61094
your wings have got all sticky
, if your feathers are stuck together then you can't take off and fly, what is it that you're sticking to?, unstick yourself so that you can soar again and your perspective changes, you are the raven
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your wings have got all sticky, if your feathers are stuck together then you can't take off and fly, what is it that you're sticking to?, unstick yourself so that you can soar again and your perspective changes, you are the raven

if you can't think of a word say, i forget the english word for it, that way people will think you're bilingual instead of an idiot

overtime after sex i hug my girl really tight, that all the air comes out and i can store her under the bed again, socially awkward penguin, meme

#50433
i want a phone that looks like a pokedex
, and instead of pokemon in the entries it will be all of my contacts, i wonder if any of them will mind giving me their height, weight and then yelling into it so i can record their cry
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i want a phone that looks like a pokedex, and instead of pokemon in the entries it will be all of my contacts, i wonder if any of them will mind giving me their height, weight and then yelling into it so i can record their cry

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