Terms of Service
KEEP IT CLEAN!
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being a parent can be really hard but one day your kid will do something simple like bring you breakfast in bed
and in that moment you'll know in your heart that you have to go and clean the kitchen
how was school today nelson?
a mean kid asked if i was a nerd
what did you say to him?
i said i preferred the term "smarter than you"
we didn't have play dates when i was a kid
our parents kicked us out until the streetlights came on and the weakest among us ended up on unsolved mysteries like mother nature intended
nothing made you happier than seeing this when walking into a classroom as a kid
i remember when i was a kid i could go to the store with 1$ and come home with 3 bags of chips
2 candy bars
6 packs of starburst and a cold drink
nowadays they got cameras everywhere