Last Night I Dreamed That I Killed All The Saggers - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

--> Last Night I Dreamed That I Killed All The Saggers - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

last night I dreamed that I killed all the saggers, the swaggers and their duckface girlfriends, it was called the yolocaust

yesterday this pile of blankets was all over the ground filthy, partially wet and frozen having been slept in the night before, i saw a city worker putting the stuff into a trash can, photos that will make you smile

I'm currently a culinary student and last night I asked a lady friend to help me with diner, all I asked her to do was peel half the potatoes in the bag

should not have eaten that many jalapeños last night, things got out of hand and they're currently in custody of the toilet for arson of my butthole

Women don't know what they want...

this woman I met last week says she wants a guy who is funny and spontaneous, yet when I tapped on the kitchen window uninvited late at night dressed as a clown, it is all panic and screaming

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