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story, mom broke a knife, scary photo
A burglar who broke into a house and threatened a pensioner with a knife got more than he bargained for when the victim turned out to be a retired boxer who left him bruised and bleeding.
burglar left bruised by 72 year old boxer
Note from Dad after Mom broke his lamp
lamp, leg, jealous, broken, note
are you packing a sweatshirt?, do you think we will need one?, i'm bringing 2, my cameltoe is huge so i'm just cramming as much as i can in there, the straw that broke the cameltoe's back, lol, autocorrect
me holding back the urge to say "your mom", in a job interview after they asked what i see myself doing in 5 years