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i like big butts and i cannot lie
my brother also likes big butts and cannot tell the truth
how will you escape our dungeon
when a guy tells you he likes you and you tell him you don't feel the same way
why does he stop texting?
if you apply for a job and the company rejects your application
do you keep going to the company?
would you shoot your best friend in the leg for 10 million dollars?
you shoot me then when my leg gets better we buy a big ass house and range rovers
you can shoot me also will have 20 million
i always think of canada as the lovechild of england and france after they had a drunken one night stand
and england just left it to grow up with its big brother america who was like the rebel of the family
i just found out that if a hermit crab finds a bigger shell
it'll explore it and see if it can fit and if the shell is too big
it will wait by the shell for up to 8 hours as other crabs come along and try it out
they queue up