My Wife Asked Me If She Had Too Much Make Up On - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

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my wife asked me if she had too much make up on, i said my answer depends on whether or not she is planning on killing batman, insanity wolf, meme

my friend's wife asked me if he was cheating, i told her the truth, she already has seen a lawyer and had him sign papers, confession bear, meme

why isn't my mouse working, because it's a fucking hamster asked my wife if i was the only one she's been with, she said, yes the others were least sevens or eights, seal, meme

that bananas are not a dairy product, she had a dairy allergy and when i offered her a banana, she reminded me of that and said bananas were too creamy, simple things i had to explain to an adult

no one is going to stand up at your funeral and say, she had a really expensive couch and great shoes, don't make life about stuff

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