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  • the very concept of sin comes from the bible, christianity offers to solve a problem of its own making, would you be thankful to a person who cut you with a knife in order to sell you a bandage?
  • relationships are just two people constantly asking each other what they want to eat, until one of them dies
  • why is it called a shot of whiskey?
  • table collapses under the weight of kids blowing out birthday candles on cake
  • are you cool enough to go for a stroll with the baby on your unicycle
  • before and after every episode of game of thrones, it can't be any worse, it can always be worse
  • before you criticize somebody else try to keep in mind that you are probably a piece of shit
  • when you have a girlfriend but still love your cat


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  • 50cent tweets, i can't believe my grand mothers making me take out the garbage, i'm rich fuck this i'm going home i don't need this shit
  • what is it called when a multiplayer game never lags, imagination, spongebob squarepants, meme
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  • boyfriends are the best to tell secrets to, they won't tell anyone because they weren't listening in the first place


  • #58305

  • excuse me

    , this is a consumable temperature, this will hurt me, thank you, is it giving you jitters, excessively, ah thank you, thank you, nathanwpyle
  • 175 views
excuse me, this is a consumable temperature, this will hurt me, thank you, is it giving you jitters, excessively, ah thank you, thank you, nathanwpyle
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  • #58260

  • why sprinkle minerals before ingesting

    , i know i enjoy sprinkled minerals, but this could decrease your final revolution count, perhaps i prefer fewer revolutions and more minerals, nathanwpyle
  • 170 views
why sprinkle minerals before ingesting, i know i enjoy sprinkled minerals, but this could decrease your final revolution count, perhaps i prefer fewer revolutions and more minerals, nathanwpyle
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  • #58238

  • whoa alex you look damaged

    , i was exposed to the nearest star, i feel more attractive, honestly you are, it's the star damage, i crave star damage, nathanwpyle
  • 227 views
whoa alex you look damaged, i was exposed to the nearest star, i feel more attractive, honestly you are, it's the star damage, i crave star damage, nathanwpyle
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  • #58235

  • i feel undeserved pride

    , i regret emotional investment, i heard shooting and longed for inclusion, just catch the orb, yes infant, excrement, snacks, nathanwpyle
  • 245 views
i feel undeserved pride, i regret emotional investment, i heard shooting and longed for inclusion, just catch the orb, yes infant, excrement, snacks, nathanwpyle
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  • #58231
  • its a primitive light source
    , thank you, you need a second tool to turn it on, ok, not super bright, unless you knock it over and it destroys all it touches, smells like food, it's not, nathanwpyle
  • 247 views
its a primitive light source, thank you, you need a second tool to turn it on, ok, not super bright, unless you knock it over and it destroys all it touches, smells like food, it's not, nathanwpyle
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