Terms of Service
KEEP IT CLEAN!
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one of us only tells lies and one of us only tells the turn
you may ask one question
who's a good boy
i'm willing to take one for the team and give trump a blowjob in the oval office
apparently that's the only thing that can convince republicans to impeach
my 20 year old brother asked me whether ice cubes go into the stomach or if they do into the stomach for liquids
i had to explain that humans only have one stomach where both liquids and solids go
simple things i had to explain
dinner with manson tonight
he made 12 burgers for all 6 grandkids and i'm the only one who showed
can i get 2 boxes of sudafed?
sorry by law you can only buy one at a time
ok then just the one box of sudafed and these 7 guns