Oops I Thought You Were Out Of Town - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

--> Oops I Thought You Were Out Of Town - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

hi remember the coat of mine you borrowed and lost last year?, yes i already apologized, but i'm sorry, i saw you wearing it yesterday, oops i thought you were out of town, caught

when i was little i thought sex was just kissing while you were naked, one time when i got out of the shower i kissed my cat on the head, i ran downstairs crying saying that i had sex with the cat, naive kid, lol

you couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the bottom

remember in mariokart when you thought you were in first place but then realize you were looking at the wrong screen and actually crashing into walls?, that's adulthood

what would you say to your dad if he were alive today, sorry for cremating you, i honestly thought you were dead

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