The Clerk Of The Store Was Like - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

--> The Clerk Of The Store Was Like - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

the clerk of the store was like, uh dude why are you riding a horse in the store?, all he said was, I needed more beer and was too drunk to drive, hats off to this guy

this morning i cracked an egg and it was double yolk and i was like cool, 2nd one i got double and then i'm like woah, 3rd egg i was like ???, 4th i was like what are the odds?, read the box

it took me way too long to realize, the only person who's gonna do anything for me is me, i was like oh no, historically i've not been super helpful

delicious breakfast with herbs, look like you left the window open while they was cutting grass

life is like a book, some chapters are sad, some are happy and some are exciting, but if you never turn the page, you will never know what the next chapter has in store for you

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