The Hardest Part Of Being A Parent Is Accepting That You Re Now A Person Who Wakes Up At 6 44 Am On A Saturday And Thinks - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

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the hardest part of being a parent is accepting that you're now a person who wakes up at 6 44 am on a saturday and thinks, cool they let me sleep in

the hardest part of a break up is that their dog doesn't know what happened and thinks you just stopped coming to see him

being a parent can be really hard but one day your kid will do something simple like bring you breakfast in bed, and in that moment you'll know in your heart that you have to go and clean the kitchen

it's wild that you can just do anything, date the wrong person, choose the wrong career, you can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you, not even a pop up like, are you sure?

are you actually a mascot, yea lol i’m the eagle, that’s really cool, we’re not supposed to tell people tho, and a lot of people ask, who is the eagle?, but no one asks how is the eagle, how is the eagle?, horny

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