Then Awaken To Wreak Chaos And Feed - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

--> Then Awaken To Wreak Chaos And Feed - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

$after arriving on earth, it would sleep for approximately 27 to 30 years at a time, then awaken to wreak chaos and feed, do the math$

this morning i cracked an egg and it was double yolk and i was like cool, 2nd one i got double and then i'm like woah, 3rd egg i was like ???, 4th i was like what are the odds?, read the box

I wanna record an audiobook that's 8 hours of breathing and page turning, then just "oh you mean out loud?" right at the end

imagine pulling up to coachella, selling these, and then watching peoples mouth fill up with towels

i hate when people ask me, what did you do today, like buddy listen i woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay i don't know

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