A mother and father are snooping around in their son’s bedroom.

Being a bit nosy, they search around the room to see if their son is hiding anything “naughty.”

The father checks under the bed and, in shock, sees tons of BDSM and bondage tapes, DVDs, and magazines.

The mother couldn’t breathe.

It took her a while to say “Oh my god! What should we do about this?!

The father replied “We shouldn’t spank him, that’s for sure.”

Two guys are playing golf. The women in front of them are really taking their time and are slowing the men up.

So one man says to his friend, "I'm gonna go ask those ladies if we can play through."

He starts walking, but about halfway there, he turns around. When he gets back, his friend asks what happened.

He replies, "One of those women is my wife, and the other is my mistress. Why don't you go talk to them?"

So the second man starts to walk over. He gets halfway there and turns around.

When he gets back, his friend asks,"Now what happened?"

To this he replies, "Small world."