They Rolled In The Dirt And They Mated - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

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they rolled in the dirt and they mated
, well that escalated quickly, children's book
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they rolled in the dirt and they mated, well that escalated quickly, children's book

my coworker said he doesn't ask his girlfriend where she wants to eat, he just says, guess where we're going to eat!, and the first thing she guesses is where they do, take notes, smart man

the problem is people are being hated when they are real, and are being loved when they are fake, bob marley

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before alarm clocks existed
, people used nails fixed into candles to wake up, they know how to calculate the burning time and put the nail in the right position, as the candle metled, the nail fell, made a noise and woke its owner
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before alarm clocks existed, people used nails fixed into candles to wake up, they know how to calculate the burning time and put the nail in the right position, as the candle metled, the nail fell, made a noise and woke its owner

i think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer, jim carrey

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