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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.

You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells" . Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "They're Carols".

"My name is Jenn. I'm 26, have 11 tattoos, 14 piercings, and I work front of house reception for the Canadian Government. I dont have to hide my tattoos or take out my piercings for work and am known as the resident 'freak' in the office for both them, and my constantly changing hair styles.
I greet and direct high-level politicians to meetings, as well as members of the public, and I've never once had a snide comment. Everyone in the office loves my body art and style, even those who dont understand it.

I am Tattooed and Employed, and there is true acceptance in my workplace"
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