Throw One In The Fireplace - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

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christmas tip, wrap empty boxes and put them under the tree, every time your child acts up, throw one in the fireplace, what if i ran out of kids

this morning i cracked an egg and it was double yolk and i was like cool, 2nd one i got double and then i'm like woah, 3rd egg i was like ???, 4th i was like what are the odds?, read the box

are you packing a sweatshirt?, do you think we will need one?, i'm bringing 2, my cameltoe is huge so i'm just cramming as much as i can in there, the straw that broke the cameltoe's back, lol, autocorrect

be the kind of person that when you leave the room, at least one person says, who the fuck was that?

you only have one birthday, the seats you choose in class decide your life, the number of people older than you never goes up, confidence is "i'll be fine if they don't like me", the world wasn't better when you were young

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