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told my dad i ran out of alcohol and didn't have any money to buy any for the weekend
, so he gave me the huge bottle of vodka from the cupboard that i stole and replaced with water when i was 16, life really does come back to bite
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told my dad i ran out of alcohol and didn't have any money to buy any for the weekend, so he gave me the huge bottle of vodka from the cupboard that i stole and replaced with water when i was 16, life really does come back to bite

told a graduate student she didn't have to take her bmw to the dealer because the water stopped coming out of the windshield wipers, she could buy a bottle of fluid and refill it, simple things i had to explain to an adult

#61787
hey do you have any condoms i could use?
, i really need one for tonight, dad wtf, do you realize who you just texted?, ya i know that i just texted you son, i don't want to make the same mistake again, is the mistake me?, ...
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hey do you have any condoms i could use?, i really need one for tonight, dad wtf, do you realize who you just texted?, ya i know that i just texted you son, i don't want to make the same mistake again, is the mistake me?, ...

remember that time gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the barlog and not have to share any of the xp, shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything, what a jerk, lotr

ecard, it's been a rough week but on a positive note i didn't need any bail money and didn't have to hide any bodies yet

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