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when you've slept for 2 hours and think that coffee will help
when your friend starts yelling at their mom and you can't help but to think what your mom would do to you if you talked to her like that
your cat may be wandering farther than you think when they go outside
a recent gps study tracked collars on cats and found that some will wander almost two miles from home at night
how to find your wife
I was in a very busy Asda, and I said to this young lady,
'I can't find my wife, can I talk to you for a few minutes?'
She said, 'Sure you can, but how will that help?'
I said, 'I'll bet you anything she'll appear out of nowhere'
i just found out that if a hermit crab finds a bigger shell
it'll explore it and see if it can fit and if the shell is too big
it will wait by the shell for up to 8 hours as other crabs come along and try it out
they queue up