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honey i need to hear what you feel for me
you are like my drug
you're really expensive and you're ruining my life
people who leave their phones set to military time are fuckin war criminals
you gonna go join the army
americans be like ok i can't count past twelve actually
tattoos should actually make you more employable because it shows you can sit in place for hours while tiny needles are jammed into your skin
and that's what every corporate meeting feels like
sometimes you have to let go of the picture of what you thought it would be like and learn to find joy in the story you are actually living
if you think that mexico is only sending drug dealers and rapists
but also worry that mexicans are going to take your job
what the fuck do you do for a living?