you can hump anything if you're brave enough
anything's a dildo if you're brave enough, abraham lincoln
an unhealed person can find offense in pretty much anything someone does, a healed person understand that the actions of others have absolutely nothing to do with them, each day you get to decide which one you will be
I was in a very busy Asda, and I said to this young lady,
'I can't find my wife, can I talk to you for a few minutes?'
She said, 'Sure you can, but how will that help?'
I said, 'I'll bet you anything she'll appear out of nowhere'
how to find your wife
what can you see, can you see anything, nothing there's nothing, wait, made in china, lord of the rings