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you mean sex toys that are rude and don't even vibrate?
no thank you
whatever fleshlight that cries
i'm giving all your toys to the orphanage
why are you doing that?
so you don't get bored there
a person who identifies as having been vaccinated even though they haven't actually been vaccinated
i've decided I'm a transvaxxite
vaccination is a spectrum and you are a bigot if you don't accept me for who I am
when your friend suddenly says something really nice to you over text and you are so caught off guard that you can't even relay how much you love them to so you just
hug your phone
that moment when you go yay weekend
but the remember you have three kids under 5 years old and weekends don't mean shit